Saturday, January 5, 2008

Somebody Hit My Parked Car

Really. Who does that? It's something you'd have to go out of your way to do. It's not like a Nissan Armada hit me either, it was a Corolla. That car is small enough to negotiate any subterranean parking lot. And if that's not bad enough, I find out that the person's liability limit is $5,000.00. Whoa! The average car in this town is worth three times my own car. That 5K may not be enough for me, let alone for the Porsche 911s littered around this city. I say take away her car and sit her on a Vespa where she can't do that much damage. But wait, aren't Vespas at least 8K? Ah, screw it.


Kenny said...

Please - that bitch needs to ride the bus! Maybe even in the back!!!